Cold War Motorcycles

American SectorI distinctly remember the night the Berlin Wall came down – I was nine years old. Up to that point, I had grown up completely oblivious to the Cold War – I had no clue that I was living in a world full of tension between two opposing political and economic systems. I was, however, very aware of and very bewildered by the “other Germany” – populated by fellow Germans, some of them members of my family, who shared our linguistic, cultural, and, for the most part, political history but lived in a country they were not free to leave.

The “other Germany”, back then often referred to as “over there” (accompanied by a sideways nod of the head as if to point East), was a dystopian place far, far away from my carefree childhood world, yet so very close: we lived exactly one mile (1.6 km) from the “Iron Curtain”, or “German-German border”, as Germans properly called the border between the Federal Republic of (West) Germany and the (East) German Democratic Republic (GDR for short). On “our” side, you could basically walk up right to the border – no fence, no guard tower, no border patrol, just the beautiful shore of the Wakenitz river. Only 60 feet of water separated us from East Germany – on the other side, a dense forest nobody wanted to come too close to because it was rumored to be filled with landmines.

Just a little side note: I grew up in the historic Hanseatic City of Lübeck (West Germany), known for its chocolate-covered almond candy called Marzipan,  its Brick Gothic architectural heritage, its strong-willed Medical University, and the fact that Hitler had a personal dislike for Lübeck after the city had refused to allow him to campaign there in 1932.

GDR Motorcycle Museum

First GDR Motorcycle Museum of Berlin © 1. Berliner DDR Motorrad-Museum

For 40 years, East Germany stood completely under the totalitarian influence of the Soviet Union and even today, you can still find numerous relics from Soviet times. During my last visit to Berlin earlier this year, I stumbled across a small museum in the heart of East Berlin, near the famous Alexanderplatz (Alexander Square): the First GDR Motorcycle Museum of Berlin, the world’s largest publicly accessible exhibition of motorcycles from East Germany.

What a treat! This museum is packed with famous and infamous gems, all in all more than 140 motorcycles and scooters from over 40 years of motorcycle production in the GDR. It was founded in September 2008 by Uwe Kobilke who grew up in East Germany riding some of the same bike models now on display at his museum. While becoming more and more popular among vintage motorcycle enthusiasts in Germany, some motorcycles/scooters from the GDR-era, such as MZ and Simson, are known far beyond the former borders of the GDR – in part because they were able to continue motorcycle production long after the collapse of the GDR.

MZ ETS 250/G

Offroad MZ ETS 250/G - 243 cc, built in 1969

Motorradwerk Zschopau, MZ for short (although known as DKW then), built its first motor-assisted bicycle in 1920 and in 1929, became the largest motorcycle manufacturer in the world with 60,000 motorcycles leaving the Zschopau factory that year (that’s about 165/day – in 1929!!!). In 1950, MZ began production of the RT 125 model, developed before the war, under the trademark IFA. The model became patent-free after WW II as part of war reparations and was further developed in Britain (BSA Bantam), USA (Harley-Davidson Hummer), Russia (M-1A Moskva), Japan, Italy and West Germany.

MZ Motocross

MZ Motocross bike from the early 1980's © 1. Berliner DDR Motorrad-Museum

MZ had to close its factory in Zschopau in December 2008. The company’s Malaysian backers withdrew their financial support after years of continuing losses, bringing a halt to motorcycle production that had lasted for 88 years in the same town. The Zschopau works was one of the oldest motorcycle factories in the world, mass-producing motorcycles since 1922. The most well known models were the ES, ETS, TS und ETZ two-stroke 125/150 and 250 series. In early 2009 however, the former GP racer Ralf Waldmann and former GP racer Martin Wimmer bought the company and started building scooters, including the zero-emission electric scooter Charley. While they are no longer manufacturing big-engined motorcycles such as the MZ 1000, and are facing a financially insecure future, they continue to compete in professional motorsport events with their own international racing team.

Simson met a similar fate. While Simson is mostly known for its scooter “Schwalbe” (swallow), it originally started out as an arms manufacturer (founded in Suhl, Germany, in 1854) which only much later started producing automobiles, motorcycles, and mopeds. During World War I, Simson produced the Mauser Gewehr 98 rifles for the German Army. Under the Third Reich, the factory was seized from the Jewish Simson family, and was renamed several times under Nazi and later Communist control. The Simson name was reintroduced in 1952 as a brand name for mopeds made at the original factory in Suhl. Production of the mopeds finally ended in 2002.

Simson Eskorte

Simson AWO 425 Eskorte © 1. Berliner DDR Motorrad-Museum

The Simson Eskorte (Escort) on display at the museum is one of its most treasured rarities. It was a limited-production model built in 1957 for the GDR’s “Ministerium des Innern” (Ministry of the Interior) and for the Volkspolizei, the GDR’s police force. With a total production of only 60, half of which were exported to Hungary, the Eskorte has become a very rare gem.

On display at the GDR motorcycle museum are not just motorcycles (most of them restored by the owner himself), the exhibition also features gas pumps, motorcycle accessories, TV commercials, official uniforms, and other memorabilia from the GDR-era.

GDR Traffic Cop

GDR police bike and traffic cop © 1. Berliner DDR Motorrad-Museum

I found one commercial particularly amusing – it was sponsored by the government and explained how to do basic motorcycle maintenance, which you were encouraged to perform before you would load up your wife and child to take them on a summer vacation at the beach. Nowadays, going on a motorcycle vacation is seen as an adventure, back in Soviet times, for many it was the only means of transportation. And it would fit a small family, including their luggage.

What’s especially intriguing about this museum is the debate over whether some of the bikes on display may be called “original”, meaning entirely “OEM” (Original Equipment Manufacturer) motorcycles. As it often happens in government-run, planned economies, the chain of production was riddled with hiccups, and the right parts weren’t always available when they were needed.

Fire Rescue

Firefighter Motorcycle - how cool is that?

So, for example, a new MZ model may have been rolling off the conveyor belt with a new headlight  and seat until the parts manufacturers could no longer make the new parts because the country was short on, say, plastic.  Instead of halting all motorcycle production, MZ simply played Mr. Potato Head with left-over parts from earlier models. So a new model might have come straight out of the factory (i.e. OEM) with the headlight and the seat of older model until the new parts became available again.  Because nobody kept track, it’s impossible to determine in some cases if a particular bike is OEM or not, because it’s not just a question of looking it up in the manufacturer’s catalog … so much for planned economies. ;)

A visit to the First GDR Motorcycle Museum of Berlin is not just a trip back in time, it’s also a window into a world only few outsiders ever got to see first-hand. And it shows that life behind the iron curtain may have still been filled with fun – on two wheels.

To anybody who is interested in a look back at life in Soviet-ruled East Germany, I would recommend watching the humorous yet sincere movie “Goodbye Lenin”. Not just because the main character rides a Simson Schwalbe moped, but because it aptly captures the ongoing “Eastalgia” (a play on the words “East” and “nostalgia”) and ranks as one of the best German movies ever made.
Here’s the trailer (in the US, the movie is available with English subtitles on Netflix):

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Tired tire

Sunset over the Potomac

Sunset over the Potomac River after an unseasonably warm day on January 5th

The best part of living in the nation’s capital is – no, not Georgetown Cupcakes! – the weather. I have never been as envied for my Facebook weather updates as here in DC. While summer lasts from April to October, riding season is basically year-round thanks to fairly mild winters (coldest average high is 43°F/6°C)  interspersed with very warm and sunny days in the 70′s°F/20′s°C. I am not sure why it gets so warm around here even in the dead of winter, it might be global warming or just all those legislators blowing hot air on Capitol Hill.

In any case, I was going to take the Hornet for a spin on January 7th this year and noticed that the front tire was completely deflated. I checked for a hole in the tire but it was still in pretty good shape. I inflated it to see what would happen and ordered a new front tire just to be safe … two weeks later, the new tire had arrived and the old one had lost about 7 psi. I replaced the valve core and inflated the tire again, just to watch it loose about 1 psi/2 days. So, it was either the valve stem or the tire itself after all – it’s okay to get tired after 12,000 miles, I guess …

Michelin Pilot Road 3

Michelin Pilot Road 3 tread pattern

That gave me the perfect excuse to mount my new front tire – I was pretty excited about it because I decided to upgrade from a Michelin Pilot Road to a Pilot Road 3. The Road 3 is a two-compound tire that combines different rubber types on the tread surface to optimize performance in each specific zone.  This technology provides excellent traction on wet roads owing to the soft rubber on the shoulders and less wear at the tread center where the rubber is more resistant. In addition to the two compounds this Road 3 comes with Michelin’s X Sipe technology which features an interesting tread pattern: a combination of sipes and “wells” which enable the tire to cut through the film of water and increase its water clearance capacity to obtain a level of grip similar to that of a dry road.

Michelin Pilot Road

The old Michelin Pilot Road is coming off ... the fun way!

But first, the old tire had to come off. There are more professional ways of doing it but I like to have some fun with it, so I drill a hole in the tire and cut it open like a bagel with a pair of giant shop scissors.

I don’t know why but it looks like it’d be very delicious with a little cream cheese. (By the way, don’t get freaked out – the arm in the picture isn’t mine. I got little girl arms that are proportionate to the rest of my 120 lbs body, thankyouverymuch!)

You know how they tell you to take it easy with the speed and in the turns  until a new tire is completely scrubbed in? I did at first, for 3 or 4 miles, until I realized: with a Road 3, you don’t have to!*

Hornet without front tire

My Hornet - magically suspended in mid-air while waiting for a new front tire

This tire is amazing, even though it’s currently carrying only half my bike’s load (the rear tire is still a regular Pilot Road). I haven’t tried it out on wet roads yet because it hasn’t rained here in a while, but the grip is phenomenal in turns, particularly for a road tire. Can’t even imagine what’ll happen when I replace my rear tire with the Road 3. I can’t wait for some home remodeling projects to get started in the neighborhood – that’ll increase my chances to run over a nail or screw and give me an excuse to get a new rear tire. ;)

Three thumbs up for the Michelin Pilot Road 3 from me!

*This is my personal experience, not a promise! Please follow the manufacturer’s instructions, because for all you know, I may just be full of BS … :)

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Living the American dream

When Americans think of Germany, they imagine blonde, pig-tailed, cowbell ringing farmer’s daughters serving gallon-sized beer mugs to Lederhosen wearing yodelers against a backdrop of fairytale castles, snow-covered mountains and the distant sound of alp horns…

America's Wide Open Roads

Every German biker's dream: America's Wide Open Roads © by Dreamroad.de

When Germans think of America, they imagine leather skinned, bandana wearing loners,  six-shooters on their belts, pulling their 1958 Harley Panhead off an endless desert highway, stopping at a run-down gas station to escape the merciless sun for a shot of whiskey and a flirt with the tough, tobacco-chewing yet amazingly pretty cowgirl that runs her grandfather’s ranch a few miles up the highway…

Whether any of these cliches have even the slightest root in reality doesn’t matter when you look at the large number of American and German tourists visiting each others’ countries every year in search for what they believe is the German / American way of life.

Case in point: The Triumph man (American, born and raised) and I will be flying to Germany this summer to steal my sister’s and her husband’s motorcycles and set off on a journey through the mountains and valleys of the Alps – and who knows, maybe we get to check some of the above-mentioned cliches off our lists. ;)

Another case in point is German Harley-enthusiast Walter vom Bauer. He’s not just chasing the Easy Rider dream for himself, he makes his living offering fellow German bikers a true American road adventure.

Walter fell in love with the United States in 1986 while living and working in San Francisco for a year. As a 16-year old, he had owned a small 50cc Zuendapp moped, but it wasn’t until he reached his forties that he decided to get a full-blown motorcycle license and become the proud owner of an American motorcycle – a Harley, of course.

Walter at the Grand Canyon

Walter on his first bike tour in the US, 1998 - © by Dreamroad.de

Just a couple of years later, in the late 1990′s, Walter finally combined his two passions – the U.S. and motorcycles – and set off on a motorcycle journey through the American Southwest. Due to countless business trips to Phoenix, the trade representative for German-made windows had soon explored most of the Southwest on rented Harleys. To his German biker friends, Walter was living the ultimate Easy Rider dream – and in 2004, 14 of them joined him on a two-week trip on the endless roads of the Southwest. The idea for “Dreamroad Biketours” was born!

Dreamroad Route 66

Walter and his gang of German bikers on historic Route 66 © by Dreamroad.de

Since then, Walter has guided about 30 tours for several hundred German bikers dreaming of wide open roads which are hard to come by in densely populated central Europe. Most of Dreamroad’s tours take about 2 weeks and cover predominantly the American West, but this year dreamers can also choose a Coast to Coast trip or a journey from Chicago to Los Angeles along historic Route 66 – a highway that’s legendary among German bikers although most of them are not aware that the 2,451 mile long highway underwent many realignments over its lifetime, and was officially decommissioned in 1985 after it was decided the route was no longer relevant.

Walter and Meike near Kingman

Meike and Walter north of Kingman, AZ © by Dreamroad.de

By the end of next month, Walter plans to retire from the window business and devote his full entrepreneurial attention to Dreamroad Biketours. The bikes for these trips are provided by EagleRider, and most guests get to pick their dream Harley. For the 18 weeks Walter and his partner Meike, a biker of over 30 years, are planning on spending in the U.S. this year, they have their own bikes waiting for them in Arizona – an Ultra Glide and a Heritage Softail. In Northern Germany where Walter and Meike spend the rest of the year, they are avid Harley riders as well. And they are by no means an exception to the rule: over half of the bikers that go on tour with Dreamroad actually call a Harley their own – which makes sense, given that buying a Harley in Germany is widely seen as the attempt to buy a piece of the American way of life.

Dreamroad on tour

Dreamroad on tour © by Dreamroad.de

According to the German Federal Highway Agency (Bundesanstalt fuer Strassenwesen), almost 40% of all German motorcycle licenses are held by women, but only about 10% of all Dreamroaders are female. That may have something to do with the average age of Dreamroad bikers which ranges from 50 to 70 years … or with the fact that there was no main female character in Easy Rider. ;)

If you ever come across a dozen or so enthusiastic German Harley riders somewhere in the Arizona desert: give them a wave – because they are living the American dream, their American dream.

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Milan – The Center of the Motorcycle Universe

Milan Cathedral

Duomo di Milano

The first thing that comes to mind when I think of Milan is the Esposizione Internazionale Ciclo Motociclo e Accessori (EICMA), one of the world’s largest motorcycle shows. More than half a million motorcycle enthusiasts visit Milan’s trade fair grounds every year in November to admire a huge array of powered two-wheelers. I haven’t had a chance to go but from I hear, it must be an incredible experience.

A few other things I associate with Milan are … all-day shopping sprees, … DaVinci’s Last Supper, … the Duomo di Milano, fourth largest cathedral in the world, … a glass of red wine and all-you-can-eat aperitivos in an outdoor cafe on a warm summer evening …

What I didn’t expect to encounter in Italy’s fashion capital were temperatures below freezing and 5 inches of snow. Yet when I stepped out of the plane at Bergamo airport, about an hour outside of Milan, I was greeted by a Siberian cold front that had brought record-low temperatures and massive amounts of snow to the sun-spoiled people of Italy.

While I don’t mind cold weather (after all, I grew up in Northern Germany), I was disappointed particularly because I had been so excited to “come home” to Italy, the land of motorcycles. But land of motorcycles or not, nobody in their right mind would be out and about on two wheels in this kind of weather. Or so I thought …

Wrapped in six layers of warm clothes, I hadn’t taken more than 10 steps outside the Milan train station when the first motorcycle zoomed past me. Madonna!

Cagiva in Milan

An Italian-made Cagiva racing past me in the wintery streets of Milan

And then, I saw them everywhere – wrapped in blankets and big gloves, but in their famously fashion-conscious attire, the two-wheeled motorists of Milan seemed completely unfazed by the crippling cold. I knew that Italians were motorcycle-crazy but I didn’t realize they were motorcycle-crazy polar bears.

With temperatures between 5 and 25 degrees Fahrenheit (-15° /-4°C), my digital camera went on strike, so I unfortunately didn’t get a chance to take as many snapshots of Milan’s wintery motorcycle scenery as I would have liked to. Here is all I got:

Honda FMX 650 Funmoto

This is a Honda FMX 650 Funmoto with leg covers and neoprene handlebar muffs which are more prevalent on scooters but as this picture shows, they work on a motorcycle as well. I’m thinking the neoprene muffs might be the perfect solution for a rainy trip to Newfoundland …

Custom V-Twin - covered in snow As much as I like snow – this custom V-Twin is definitely not a good place for it.

Motorcycle Street Parking

Many streets in Milan are lined with parked motorcycles and scooters – and most of them are modified to make them the ideal motor vehicle for convenient everyday use. As this picture shows, big windshields and top cases are among the most popular add-ons.

Motorcycle Decoration at ReplayNot just the street of Italy’s fashion capital are lined with motorcycles, even stylish boutiques such as this Replay store on the famous Corso Vittorio Emanuele use motorcycles, or in this case a bike skeleton, to pimp their merchandise display.

Milan Stock Exchange

Statue in front of the Milan Stock Exchange

I guess I have to revise my mental associations with Milan … Now, when I think of Italy’s city of the future, I think of bad-ass bikers and a Fuck You statue in front of the stock exchange (I am not a big fan of profanity in public places but I think Wall Street could use one of these statues as well!). ;)

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German perfectionism at work – My visit to LSL

LSL's TL675 Street Triple "Warbird" (© by LSL)

I like to think that I know a little bit about motorcycle customizing and that I have done a fairly good job turning my Hornet into a Streetfighter … but I probably shouldn’t quit my day job. Not so, Jochen Schmitz-Linkweiler. He is the founder and creative head of LSL Motorradtechnik, a German company that designs and produces unique custom bikes as well as high quality motorcycle customizing parts to enhance performance and appearance, or simply put: to “make good bikes perfect”.

Jochen, an automotive engineer, who taught himself how to fix his BSA at age 16 by reading motorcycle workshop manuals at the public library, recently invited me to Germany’s Lower Rhine region, to visit LSL headquarters in Krefeld, a mid-sized town not far from Cologne.

LSL headquarters in Krefeld, Germany (© by LSL)

LSL is the perfect example of a typical small business in Germany. Solar panels on the roof generate enough power not only to cover the electrical needs of the entire facility, which features heated floors, but also to feed plenty of excess electricity back into the grid. LSL employs a dozen and a half highly-trained professionals including a fluffy dog which greets visitors with a wagging tail and big sad-looking eyes that make it impossible not to give him the ear scratch he’s begging for. The modern, white-washed interior of the two buildings, decorated with neatly framed photos of LSL’s project bikes, makes for a low-key atmosphere that wouldn’t lead a visitor to suspect that a considerable amount of this company’s profit comes from exporting its products all over the globe.

Where the magic happens - the LSL workshop (© by LSL)

At the heart of LSL is a spacious workshop. It’s unusually clean, neatly organized, and cozy warm despite freezing temperatures outside (thanks to the mentioned heated floors) – if it wasn’t for the smell of oil, rubber, and metal, you’d think you’re in a hospital’s operating room rather than a motorcycle workshop that leaves no mechanic’s desire unfulfilled – a small CNC machine (for the production of prototypes), tools of all kinds and sizes, several work stations, and dozens of bikes ranging from all stock to fully customized, half taken apart to completely intact, and very old to brand-new. I really wish I had taken photos of LSL’s sacred halls but my brain must have been numbed with fascination … I had a camera in my hand the entire time but never took a single shot. (The photos you see here were provided by LSL. The photo above features LSL’s Clubman W800TR.)

While LSL is mostly known for its stylish aftermarket parts, such as handlebars, brake/clutch levers, rear sets, crash bars and all sorts of covers and guards, Jochen’s passion clearly lies with customizing retro-classic bikes. In 1985, he built Germany’s first super-moto based on Kawasaki’s dual-sport bike, the KLR 600.

The Chaplin (© by LSL)

In 1996, Jochen convinced the Chaplin family to give their name for a Harley called „The Chaplin“, built in the style of the 1930′s. Being partial to Triumph’s triple-cylinder engine, Jochen has created quite a few project bikes over the years. Most recently, he finished the W800 Lindy Bob and the Tiger UrbanX  – but my personal favorite is still the TL-675 Street Triple “Warbird” (see first photo). For more about Jochen’s custom bikes, check out what Mike Neeves with Britain’s famous Motor Cycle News magazine has to say in his article (make sure to watch the video as well).

Tiger UrbanX (© by LSL)

If LSL’s project bikes aren’t on display at a show or an exhibition somewhere in Europe, they’re wildly scattered across the LSL premises – in the shop, the hallways, between office desks, and in the tiny lobby – creating the impression that they are considered office equipment. And that may actually not be far from the truth …

W800 LindyBob (© by LSL)

Jochen, who acquired most of his mechanic skills right after high school through internships and a summer job at a motorcycle accessories retailer/workshop, almost seems surprised by the success of his company. But that may just be his humility talking. Increasing sales numbers during a world-wide recession speak for the quality of LSL products, for their solid business model, and for their eagerness to listen to customer feedback as a basis for improving designs, creating new products, and staying ahead of the competition. (If you want to share any feedback, thoughts, or suggestions with LSL about their products, you can do that right here.)

LSL headquarters and some of their so-called project bikes (© by LSL)

My visit to LSL was as close to heaven as I can ever hope to get. Not just the tidy workshop but also the systematically organized warehouse left quite the impression. I got weak knees at the sight of seemingly endless shelves stacked with boxes filled with individual components and fully assembled accessories. While LSL accessories are designed right there at the Krefeld headquarters, the actual individual components are produced in specialized manufacturing plants somewhere else in Germany. Back in Krefeld, the components run through a few assembly and quality assurance processes before they are sold to motorcycle customizers all over the world, including me.

LSL foot pegs

My LSL foot pegs (love 'em!)

My Hornet sports LSL aluminum foot pegs (front and back), and the Triumph’s handle-bar looks much better since we replaced the ugly plastic brake fluid reservoir with a shiny black reservoir that resembles the cylinder of a six-shooter.

I tip my hat (or rather: my helmet) to Jochen who must have seen the glint in my eyes when we walked through his warehouse and yet didn’t frisk me afterwards for parts I might have abstracted from there. ;)

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